So Bite Me Already... Just Promise To Keep Your Shoes On!

So first thing this morning when I log in, I find this wonderful quote waiting for me on a Twilight update posting:

"It's weird that you get 8-year-old girls coming up to you saying, 'Can you just bite me? I want you to bite me.'"

That has got to be the funniest thing Ive seen in a while, and I am thankful to say, I am NOT the one who said it!

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On another end of the spectrum of funny stuff to happen, apparently George Bush is back in the news again, angering people, left and right... shoes that is.


When someone throws smelly shoes at you, its time to leave! They are obviously telling you one of two things:
1) Try walking a mile in my sweaty shoes, you smug bastard
or (my personal favorite)
2) I am trying to hit you with my shoes, because, like a dog, you need to be beat!!!!!

Laughter abound at the president's expence: Priceless